Teh Greatest TV Show Ever - All n00bs Must Watch**

[Hammaer]

**Adult n00bs only - content may not be suitable for all viewers, viewer discretion is advised.

Pure Pwnage is without a doubt the greatest TV show I have ever seen. The scary thing is that I actually know people like this. The scarier thing is that if I was as pro as Jeremy, I would totally be living in my mom's basement pwning n00bs all day and night.

Kyle: "Well, n00bs speng most of their time working jobs, so they can make lots of money. n00bs like to have money so they can buy things like houses, cars, furniture, clothes."
Jeremy: "So because they suck at games, they like...buy lots of stuff and that like makes them feel all better?"
Kyle: "Yeah, pretty much."